Above all, do not lament my absence

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
officialspec
transgenderization

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

dropbear42

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

thyrell

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

thyrell

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

cursologist

thyrell.

thyrell

just kill me

thyrell

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bobacupcake
self-healing

stop believing that you ran out of time to shape yourself into who you want to be! stop believing that its ruined! stop believing you don’t have potential! you are not a fixed being! you have endless opportunities to grow.

jorrmungandr

Any time I feel the grip of anxiety that I’m too old or don’t have time to do something with my limited hours after work, I just remember the wisdom of the ancients:

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amygdalae

Years ago my sister told me abt how she used to play online survival games like Rust or something etc. w her friends and she'd go in VC this over-the-top 'girly' voice like "ummm hey I don't play videogames much and I reeeaaallly don't know what's going on teehee, can anyone pleaaase come help me I'm so confused" and then when some guy showed up all of her friends would swarm and kill

brokentripod

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